@markleggett: My cat's staring at the wall again. Either she can see ghosts, or she's mulling over past social situations she wishes she'd handled better.
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@TheHatStore: [Leaving office] BOSS: I'm gonna work on my car this weekend ME: Wow *shakes head* you really should consider getting a desk
@vineyille: [screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT "FIGHTING" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT
@notalogin: The order the Star Wars movies are being released is based on the order in which Yoda would count from one to nine.