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@5hael: My ceiling fan has three setting:
- very slow
- slow
- I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident

My ceiling fan has three setting:
– very slow
– slow
– I’m about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident

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