@fillthevacuum: *gives your eulogy after inhaling helium*
@AimeeHelene1: *builds a fort out of paper towel packages at store*
*coerces other customers to bring me cheese samples in exchange for fort privileges*
@StayNobody: What can I get you to drink?
"Pepsi"
Is Peps- Uh one moment please
[In kitchen, to manager]
I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?
@megantwentytwo: "I was on Vine before it was cool."
- Tarzan
@GirrlGenius: A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show.
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