@StorybookBlonde: My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown.
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@HatfieldAnne: Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.
@DeeLish_DG13: I sometimes feel like the Angel on my shoulder is on vacation & the Devil invited his cousin over for a play date
@SCBamaMan: AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
@Pro_Jones_: Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone.