@KentWGraham: My children are the reason hurricanes are named after humans.
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@kwirkyKerri: That awkward moment when you can't decide if it's just a bad pic or you really look like that.
@vikkaroni: I'll bet Timmy would never have fallen down that well if his parents would've coughed up the money for a HUMAN instead of a dog babysitter.
@DurtMcHurtt: Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour.
@baconacid: "weed is a gateway drug" "to what? the fridge? Hahaha" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*