@ahhhpatrick: My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love
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@3_arbutus: There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
@Kali_Mura: Me: Dark Lord, I am your devoted servant. Please accept this sacrifice as proof of my -- Satan: I have a girlfriend.
@SatansTongue: (bed bath and beyond) *walks to beds* Wow nice beds *walks to baths* Wow nice baths *walks through intergalactic wormhole* Wow nice beyond