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@dlsims01: My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.

My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug.  I don’t know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.

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