@corinnemlwsw: My coat is so covered with dog fur that someone's probably going to throw red paint on me at some point today.
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@ibid78: My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?
@CalebTenenbaum: If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something...
@ashmensch: "I'm gonna make you so happy, baby. And then I'm gonna make you real sad." - gas station nachos
@outsmartedmommy: What's for dinner? -A question asked by children who have no intention of eating the answer.