@causticbob: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@findmydolls: It's cute that kids think they're safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot.
@QwertyJones3: [Trying to impress a cute girl with glasses] HER: So what kind of car do you drive? ME: A bookmobile.
@MableGertrude: If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money.
@NoogsCorner: Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid, spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?