@IamEnidColeslaw: my cousin asked if I wanted to hold her baby and I told her I have ringworm
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@shutupmikeginn: Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes
@lucidchemistry: I've mastered the art of knowing what not to say...not saying it, whole different story
@ToneLoaf: If you beep your horn .004 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off the car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour.