@IamEnidColeslaw: my cousin asked if I wanted to hold her baby and I told her I have ringworm
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@WilliamAder: A thing I learned at this week's staff meeting is that I have restless leg syndrome when I sleep.
@TheDairylandDon: Life isn't about the moments that take our breath away. That's asthma. You're thinking of asthma.
@counterfeitingl: When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him