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@TitansHomer: My cousin: "i just closed a big deal today that is going to make me a ton of money!"

Me: "some guy name Queef Nuggets RTed me"

My cousin: “i just closed a big deal today that is going to make me a ton of money!” 

Me: “some guy name Queef Nuggets RTed me”

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