@tastefactory: My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said "murdered". And "loved", past tense.
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@ParasiteHilton: *watches Forensic Files for tips* *taps pencil* *scribbles "DON'T GET CAUGHT"* *taps pencil* *pauses* *underlines it*
@AmericanGent69: Facebook Friend: I woke up at 3:30am so I could sneak in a 8 mile run. Me: I skipped showering so I could sleep an extra 15 minutes.
@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?