@AmazingPhil: My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'
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@david8hughes: [last supper] "Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver." "30." "Sorry Judas?" [sips wine] "I didn't say anything."
@Troman88: I hope that when the zombies finally do come, they're all dyslexic and they only go after Brians.
@noog: Just heard a little boy call his mom "mother," as if both had already accepted the fact that he'd become a serial killer some day.