@AmazingPhil: My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'
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@HatfieldAnne: Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod.
@WilliamAder: Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed "lunch order" to "launch order."
@Dildo_Hitler: *sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* "hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?" "YES. AISLE B, BACK"