@mattZillaaaa: My credit card company sent me a final notice bill. Good, I was tired of hearing from them
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@pregnant_cat: Hi I'm Dan, welcome to identity theft club *from back of room "me too" "me too!" "uhhh, yeah me too" Ok, we're off to a great start guys
@juliussharpe: I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid.
@velvettusk: My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can’t afford another malpractice suit.