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@Just_Lee_: My crush said he made his phone keys sticky thinking of me so I dumped him. I'm disgusted.

What kind of loser still has keys on his phone?

My crush said he made his phone keys sticky thinking of me so I dumped him. I’m disgusted.

What kind of loser still has keys on his phone?

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