@mariokeyparty: My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a "father-son" picnic and he invited his father
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@dreamsinchocola: When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair.
@GibJimson: Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed.
@BradBroaddus: Make sure your blind date from the internet has a big car. Nothing worse than a trunk with no leg room.