@mariokeyparty: My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a "father-son" picnic and he invited his father
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram.
@Julian_Deane: My computer keeps trying to turn me. asked if Im a robot again. No mate still not a robot.
@steveolivas: I'm gaining weight because it's hard to carry around this much "awesome" in a standard-sized body.
@zacharyflynn: Hey babe i wanted to marry you but i had to ask your dad first and he said yes so i guess i'm marrying your dad