@mariokeyparty: My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a "father-son" picnic and he invited his father
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@just1fool: 5: "Why is the moon so bright?" Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
@andreeahluscu: I almost got hit by a car this morning and the scariest part was that my last words would have been "whoa there chap"