@ISOremarkable: my dad didn't let me date untill i was pregnant...
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@TitansHomer: My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone
@Sarcasticsapien: Even though my dad is a Trump supporter I let him borrow my car because I'm a good person. I mean, I'm going to report it stolen, but still.
@lanyardigan: Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad