@jitka: My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in
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@michaelianblack: All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants.
@ArfMeasures: [First date] HER: When I find someone attractive, my voice goes all high-pitched, I can't help it! ME: Aw that's kind of cute though HER [Batman voice] thanks
@JermHimselfish: Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day.
@ClichedOut: With everyone here having multiple personalities, you'd think we'd collectively get more done.