@jitka: My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in
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@spiritusloquens: My fortune cookie: "Like a hair on a bar of soap, you're likely harmless, but regarded as disgusting and nobody likes you..."
@MollyRingwraith: I'm just like King Midas except everything I touch complains to human resources
@TheBoydP: [God making sausages] Angel: What's next? God: Take these extra parts, grind them up and stuff them in a casing *1 angel faints, 2 vomit*