@vicki_gurley: My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off..
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@5hael: My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark
@ValeeGrrl: Little does the bus driver know, that "I love you" I shout after my kids every morning is for him too.
@Cryptic1iam: Female dragonflies will fake their own death if faced w/ unwanted attention from a male dragonfly. You can learn so much from nature