@vicki_gurley: My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off..
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@taxiderby: Verizon: we don't plan to murder anyone America: so it's ok if we keep murder illegal then Verizon: Verizon: no
@freshestginger: *Librarian walks in* You know what's great kids? You don't need wifi to read a book! *Kids boo* *Someone in the crowd yells "NERD"*
@SaddestTiger: im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!
@2tickytacky: I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.