@vicki_gurley: My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off..
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@SaddestTiger: im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!
@TheCatWhisprer: I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation.
@RyanSaysWords: The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years.
@undeadmolly: A reality show where gay marriage opponents have to live under 100% Biblical laws for six months so they can show us how awesome it is.