@KatieKatCubs: My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy.
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@BeingDBEAST: The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight, so I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the water to boil...
@canadasandra: in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone
@SadieSmithRoks: A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.