@SortaBad: My dad lied a lot. I was 17 before I realized the 'Silver Table Cat' wasn't a real species, and that we didn't own a pet, we owned a toaster
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@PressOneForNo: I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18
@KentWGraham: My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son’s Little League games ever since he learned he’s in his second year of college.
@miffedmim: I swear my husband thinks 90% of what I do as a stay home mom is walk around the house & hide his stuff *hides some stuff It's maybe 35%