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@Supafunkadunka: If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite.
@grammar_c**t: "I love you" can be the most beautiful words you can hear from someone you truly care about, next to "I got this round."
@shariv67: When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA.