@findmydolls: My dad wanted to name me, "Rusty," if I was a boy. Thank you, X chromosomes.
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@GuyThe_Guy: I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.
@MikeZakarian: Anxiety = waiting to see if the middle seat will stay unoccupied as people are boarding your flight.
@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.
@VeganZebra: The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible