@hello_saylor: My daily affirmation before work goes something like this: "I enjoy receiving a paycheck."
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@noog: Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis
@QwertyJones3: [Safari] "Remember, when you're near water beware of wild hippos." Don't worry, I'm prepared for that. *shows handful of white marbles*
@LnL245: Fixing my grandma's computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated.