@Tmoney68: My dancing style can best be described as "Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."
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@BrendanHealy4: Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'
@wendyraepearce: I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later.
@cambuslad: Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.
@pleatedjeans: A Jurassic Park movie where nothing goes wrong just 2 of the employees fall in love & later a baby dino is the ring bearer at their wedding