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@MartaEffing: My date cancelled; said he had an emergency. I just saw him at the
market buying cereal and I thought,
'I agree with his priorities.'

My date cancelled; said he had an emergency. I just saw him at the
market buying cereal and I thought, 
‘I agree with his priorities.’

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