@myonlymizztake: My date didn't go as planned and now I don't know what to do with this kiddie pool full of nacho cheese.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens.
@OldFolkProblms: My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids.
@JanelSantaCruz: "What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?" - God creating birds