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@MartaEffing: My date thinks he's gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants.

The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I'm wearing a skirt.

My date thinks he’s gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants.

The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I’m wearing a skirt.

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