@IamEveryDayPpl: My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed.
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@Home_Halfway: COP: You're allowed 1 phone call ME: I'm gonna call your mom & tell on you for arresting me COP: *nervously sweating* Why would you do that
@Dawn_M_: Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them.
@iwearaonesie: me [putting sons toy together] I don’t think *looks at instructions* *looks at box* Yeah, buddy, it’s not supposed to be on fire like that
@XplodingUnicorn: [in someone else's master bathroom] 5-year-old: They have two sinks. Me: Yeah. 5: One for each hand.