@KermitSnitchs: "My daughter ain't dating no black lab"
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@tigdonovan: Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit
@Barknado69: Joseph: no rooms? Dude she's about to give birth to humanity's savior Innkeeper: sorry busy around Christmas time J: wtf around what time
@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: I can't believe my wife left me. I should of treated her better. Me *should have