@KermitSnitchs: "My daughter ain't dating no black lab"
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@AndyAsAdjective: people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses
@behindyourback: Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring.
@Dawn_M_: Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink.
@JordanPeele: I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.