@just1fool: My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up and I said, "no."
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@Gwinifer: Life with me is like a box of chocolates. You never know when you're going to get the crazy one filled with arsenic.
@clarkekant: One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever.
@jlock17: I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall.