@just1fool: My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain "legally blind" very well.
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@3sunzzz: I love showering with my husband. There's nothing more intimate during sex than discussing water temperature.
@thepunningman: [Restaurant] "Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?" Yes please "THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"
@madeleinedoux: [date at rooftop bar] give me ur hand "Is tha-are u wearing a squirrel tail?" *rips off jacket to reveal flying squirrel suit* do u trust me