@ieatanddrink: My daughter called me "lame." Let's see how "lame" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@robfee: Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing.
@LittleHarmonica: I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind.
@AdmiralAkbrown: The trouble with cops is if one's a douchebag you can't ask to speak to a manager.
@simoncholland: Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code.