@ValeeGrrl: My daughter called Neapolitan ice cream "three-way" ice cream & I'm not sure I'll correct her cuz I'm a horrible person & it makes me laugh.
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@WVUPRT: Girl at engineering school: I'm like the single-most clumsy person [5 male engineering students emerge from bushes] "Did you say single?"
@LosLos__: My parenting book would be just a series of "Shhh" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions.
@Michael1979: Reasons I'm not married: - Am focusing on my karate career - Wedding could clash with karate class - Honeymoon might make me miss karate training - All the lovemaking could sap my energy ahead of karate class - Wife may be in cahoots with my rivals to distract me from karate
@TheBoydP: If by “chivalry is dead” you mean “I put my coat in a puddle for my wife so she's making me do laundry for a week” then yes chivalry is dead