@imence2: My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now.
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@BarryVonAwesome: I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story
@HatfieldAnne: Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter.
@Lisa_Laughs_: I don't mind people that stick their noses in the air. It makes it that much easier to trip them or push them down 10 flights of stairs.
@3sunzzz: [Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast...