@imence2: My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now.
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@RonAnthonyQuinn: If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar & say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."
@bellicosejason: If you're behind someone at an ATM, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.