@imence2: My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now.
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@sfreeze6: So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?
@NightValeRadio: Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.
@msbhaven81: I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective