@girl_a_whirl: My daughter complained we were out of snacks so I lifted the couch cushions.
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@pleatedjeans: Fear not, ugly caterpillar. For one day you will become a beautiful butterfly [emerges from cocoon] AH WTF I'M A MOTH THIS IS BULLSHIT
@1BigMick: If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.