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@Breadery: My daughter got a sticker from her teacher that said 'resilient tortoise.'
I've sent her in with one to give in return, 'patronizing hippo.'

My daughter got a sticker from her teacher that said ‘resilient tortoise.’
I’ve sent her in with one to give in return, ‘patronizing hippo.’

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