@SSgtTommyD: My daughter has an ice skating date with her boyfriend tonight. So I'll be the guy skating behind two 12 year olds carrying a shotgun.
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@moose_chocolate: I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner.
@aimlessamers: Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?
@BlindChow: Though he came from a long line of spoons, Sammy Spork always noticed a slight resemblance to Mom's friend Frank, the fork living next door.