@seamussaid: my daughter hones her survival instincts by forgoing the provided bowl and spreading goldfish crackers all over the house to forage & store
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@thenatewolf: The most unbelievable part about Sesame Street (a show with an 8 foot bird) is that there is only one grouch in the whole neighborhood.
@Book_Krazy: So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!
@Cheeseboy22: Our landline rang today and all three of our kids got confused and went outside because they thought a fire alarm was going off.