@richardosman: My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite.
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@The_JRM: 5yo: [crying] I teddy at home! He'll be sad that I abandoned them! Me: Want to call him & apologize? 5: You don't have his phone number.
@HeatherLuvsYou: A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some.
@noogscorner: Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet.