@richardosman: My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite.
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@Awk0Tacoo: Me: *in bed with dogs* *car drives down street* Dogs: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A NOISE WHILE OUR HUMAN IS SLEEPING, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
@timdonakowski: Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools.
@1_swarthy_dude: Boss:"I'll need those projections done Aesop!" Me:"You mean ASAP?" Boss:"No, I mean a parable that uses animals to convey a moral lesson."