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@gerryhallcomedy: My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She'll have cereal.

My daughter is late coming down to breakfast.  Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip.  She’ll have cereal.

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