@gerryhallcomedy: My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She'll have cereal.
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@DirtMcTurd: I'm proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don't want to hang out with you now but I'm still proud...
@st00pidfast: I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else.
@UncleDuke1969: SAM: Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! I did eat them in a box. I did eat them with a fox. I did eat them in a house. I did eat them with a mouse. DOCTOR: So, what seems to be the problem? SAM: I am pooping here and there. I am pooping everywhere.