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@Mr_Kapowski: My daughter is the perfect height for using an umbrella to simultaneously keep her dry and for me to lose an eye from one of its corners

My daughter is the perfect height for using an umbrella to simultaneously keep her dry and for me to lose an eye from one of its corners

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