@KelliAgodon: My daughter just found this vintage ad for birth control.
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@AllieGoertz: I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, "I work at Cheesecake Factory"
@ch000ch: when wolves raise a human child no one cares, but when i raise a wolf as my child and send it to elementary school everyone freaks out
@Ideal_Victoria: Ok, seriously men... You can't hear yourselves snoring, but the slightest crinkle of a chip bag, and you're suddenly wide awake?!
@daemonic3: Don't get why guys complain about "sleeping on the couch" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up.