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@IdStandOnThat: My daughter just said, "Daddy, you're good looking & not fat like other dads."

She's only 10, but we're headed to the BMW dealership now.

My daughter just said, “Daddy, you’re good looking & not fat like other dads.”

She’s only 10, but we’re headed to the BMW dealership now.

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