@evanrhorne: My daughter made the carpet hot lava and I'm afraid I'll be late for work now.
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@mrtruthandsoul: Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?
@Maxine12333: You can lose a lot on a no carb, no sugar diet. I tried it and immediately lost my will to live.
@joshuadun: I'm going to name my daughter Chilada so that when her siblings have children, they will call her Aunt Chilada.