@LoveNLunchmeat: My daughter plays recorder now and practices every single day, so yes, I believe in karma. I'm not even sure what I did, but I believe in it.
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@SirEviscerate: If you ever find yourself drowning in a pool of egg whites and sugar, simply keep thrashing until you're resting comfortably on a pillow of meringue.
@MelvinofYork: What kind of marriage do the people in tv ads have where one spouse surprises another with a car I mean this is a major financial decision
@UnFitz: [blind date] Me: So what do you do? Her: I’m a customer service representative. Me: Cool. Our date is important to me. Please hold. I’ll be back in an hour.