@Supafunkadunka: My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious.
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@ericsshadow: If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?
@caliluvgirl77: Interviewer: do you have any final questions? Me: HYPOTHETICALLY, what happens to people who drink on their lunch breaks?
@StellaRtwot: I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave.