@Supafunkadunka: My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious.
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@marcia_bee: Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
@ComedicBust: "These diet pills better work," I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake.
@HousewifeOfHell: What's it called when you're anxious enough to be a Helicopter Mom, but really, really lazy? A Blimp Mom? Yeah, I'm that.
@cee_ryan: My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for "best way to clean vomit off a keyboard??"