@Lilbyrdy: My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her.
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@sarcasticmommy4: My kids have strategically placed items in an overflowing garbage can like they're building a Jenga puzzle. Have kids. It's fun.
@UncleDuke1969: ME: [knocks on ambulance window] PARAMEDIC: Can I help you? ME: Are you carrying a patient? PARAMEDIC: Not at the moment. ME: Mind if I nap on the stretcher?