@PLATINUM2000: My daughter thought putting glue on her hands would help her walk up the walls, we're both a little disappointed that it didn't work.
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@KalvinMacleod: FASHION BOSS: any new ideas? ME: how about a shirt with a hat F: so a hoodie? M: I call it a shat and as I say it out loud I hear my mistake
@Baldylockzzz: Nothing says " My divorce didn't go as planned " quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars