@jus4golf: My daughter wants a smart car for her 16th birthday. She thinks it will do her geometry homework.
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@cray_at_home_ma: There are actually only two stages of parenthood: having children, and having children who can reach things on countertops.
@yogaknifefight: Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time.
@Book_Krazy: Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one "Let's put up a tent in the living room"