@jus4golf: My daughter wants a smart car for her 16th birthday. She thinks it will do her geometry homework.
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@bobvulfov: KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok
@HatfieldAnne: I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to.
@caseytduncan: People say I'm a bad person, but they're just jealous that they can't kick pigeons as far as I can.
@ItsAndyRyan: Me: Is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? Percy: Not per se