@jus4golf: My daughter wants a smart car for her 16th birthday. She thinks it will do her geometry homework.
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@j88ess: Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person
@HallpassCanada: The "Beware of Cat" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect.
@deardilettante: I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger.